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Damn I smell a lotta con-repuke here! Hey you Tea Party wingnuts: why not go to Mexico for your vacations this year? They've got lots of those 'Made in the USA' guns you love so much down there! Oh btw... you may want to get your affairs in order first before you go.
OMG!! Seriously?? The Obama administration oversaw the sale of all those gun to bolster the belief that arms dealers were out of control and selling weapons that made it accross the border!!!
Do you not understand why Holder is under so much scrutiny?? Its not the Conservatives or Tea Party people that want guns in the hands of drug dealers... ITS THE LIBERALS AND DEMOCRATS... Only so they can prove gun conrtol is needed. Wow... can u be any more clueless?
And Obama's flunkies let them get there LOL
No they do not. That is communist propaganda. The guns came from international arms dealers and cartel run metal shops IN MEXSICO.
Do US a favor and vacation in liberal China or Liberal Venezuela where you will have free healthcare and all those non freedom non liberty things you love so much.
'MEXSICO?' Never heard of it. Is that in one of those "God & Guns" Southern states?
I agree that I need good healthcare, obviously you are immortal and indestructable and therefore do not. Most likely you are a smoker and drinker as well I take it, since you are indestructable. I bet you love to bend over and kiss those big corporate anuses, and I'm sure the current gas prices thrill you to no end.
I think if I did move it would be to Canada, I've heard the 'low-brow - knuckle-dragger' population is much lower up there.
Though my time is limited (I have to work for a living) I would enjoy further conversations with you...
BTW - you may want to enlist help on your side.
That was a typo. I meant Mexico. Your theory about guns is based on lies by CNN and the mexican attorney general aimed at destroying our libtery.
And since when did healthcare and corporationsbecome involved in this discussion. Nazi Germany, The USSR and China had universal healthcare. Go there if you want to be enslaved by the state. no guns, no wars just slavery.
There isn't any USSR anymore, genius. I'm surprised you haven't heard. It was in all the papers.
And just about every other country has universal health care, including Singapore, Taiwan, and India, all of which would be very surprised to be lumped in with the socialist bloc.
Do you realize that PRO-GUN graphics show when we SHARE this link, Webmaster? You need art from the cartoonist to show when we share the link, pls & thx. Pax!
My name is Oberstleutnant franz liebermeister. I am 90 years old and retired and live in Buenos Ares. I am also a vet. I fully agree with this video. I too proudly support making it illegal for ordinary citizens to own guns. I have been a life long gun control advocate and also helped organize the very first million mom march in Kiev in 1943. It gave me pride to see tens of thousands of mothers, many of whom clutching their children marching to Babi Yar Ravine, having been disarmed. We not only had million mom marches in Kiev, we did the same thing in Prague, Warsaw and elsewhere because only the police and military should cary guns. We can be trusted Ja? We called ours, the six million mom march. HEE HEE! Unfortunately, gun toting zionist rednecks from America put an end to that and I had to run away. But not to worry, Europe has banned guns in most places and I know that with that it will be easy for a new leader and new 1000 year empire to rise up. Especially now that we have supporters from the Middle East like Bin Laden and in America like Pelosi and Obama. Ja VOLT!
The experts agree! Gun control works!
Firearms refresher course
a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
c. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
d. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
h. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
j. The United States Constitution ) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
k. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand ?
l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
n. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.
o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
p. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
q. 911 - government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
r. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.
t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.
u. Only a government that is afraid of it's citizens try to control them.
v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
w. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
x. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
y. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.
z. "...a government by the people, for the people..."
Shooting my mouth off in response:
a. A man who accidentally shoots himself is a corpse.
b. Unless the guy whose hand it's in is mugging you.
c. And YOUR point?
d. Yes, just like the "control" key on your keyboard.
e. If it's found that swords are responsible for 30,000 deaths every year, then no.
f. Pencils also have a legitimate purpose that involves something other than blowing holes in other people.
g. Then why are we even having this discussion? Hoard your guns and don't worry if they're illegal.
h. If you take a bullet to the brain, you have no rights, at least not any that are of practical use.
i. Tell that to everyone who supported the Patriot Act.
j. See k.
k. What part of "well-regulated militia" do you not understand?
l. Which is why if the government started, say, snooping into people's private communications without court oversight, and locking up alleged terrorists without trials, you gun nuts would be up in arms, right? Oh wait, they did, and you weren't.
m. Cold comfort to the victims of the ones who did.
n. Maybe, but a lot of people are being killed and maimed by friendly fire.
o. Rest in peace.
p. I see, all the dead people are just a side effect.
q. Guns: corporate-sponsored Russian roulette.
r. Stupid is as stupid does.
s. And you can attest to this how?
t. Cause, no; enable, yes.
u. If you hadn't bought all those guns, maybe you could've spent your money on elementary English syntax lessons.
v. See l.
w. And keep your government hands off my Social Security.
x. You know, the government has everything from assault rifles to atomic bombs. You're going to take them on with a few handguns? Good luck with that, chuckles.
y. Of course not. Certainly no revolutions have *ever* happened in countries that have had gun control. I bet the Russian Tsars, the French aristos, the British Raj, and a whole bunch of other deposed rulers are kicking themselves in the afterlife for not realizing that they could've held onto power just by banning guns.
z. "...shall not perish from this Earth, unless accidentally blown away by a stray AK-47 blast."
Another gun hating fascist trying to support and condeless rapists thugs and murderers.
I've had a family member murdered in their own home. Yes, they had a gun. And no, it did not help them at all. The gun was never even pulled out the drawer.
Guns do not stop crime. Guns do not save lives. Guns are for people who are overly fearful and need to think they are "in control". They re not a deterrent. America needs to give up the wild west mythos. We're the only 1st. world country that has more guns than people.
We can see from the wars we're waging, guns and violence cannot solve problems. Practical solutions to problems solves problems.
Guns do stop crimes. Guns do save lives.
I am not overly fearful and I'll be damned if I am not going to at least have some say as to whom is 'IN CONTROL' of MY life.
You obviously have never had a revolver pointed at your forhead. It IS a deterrent to that action you took to have it pointed at you. You normally stop movement the moment you realize it is pointed at you and you have no other way to defend yourself.
Unfortunate that may be, guns have saved more lives than taken. Just because your family member was not quick enough to protect himself does not mean that the rest of us should be punished.
Guns are not a deterant? Ever lived in Chicago? LA? DC? All these states and cities that have the tightest gun restrictions have the highest violent crime.
And the reason we are losing the war is because we are misdirecting our resources at the wrong places. We are being used by the UN and the corporations as an enforcer for the NWO
Also I had a relative who was saved by guns. He was my Great uncle who lived in France at the time of the nazi occupation. He and other brave partisans like him helped the Allies win WW2. The bielski family was also saved by guns when they in turn saved countless lives from the ovens of Auschwitz. They deterred a lot of resources and men from the front lines. When D-day began infact, my unlce and others like him were essential in slowing down reinforcements. Its even been argued that had it not been for the resistance the allies would have been pushed clear back from the channel. Thank G-d there were some people who had a spine and didnt subscribe to that pacifism we must turn the other cheek and lay down and die mentality that the liberals want us to embrace.
How intellectually corrupt and completely pedestrian!
Go america! You do it so well, all in the name of freedom and liberty, and not just for yourselves, but for the rest of the world, from the barrel of a gun. Violence is probably one of your best exports. The amazing thing about all this violence, is that you can never understand, 'why us', when it comes home to roost in your backyard. Wake up - not likely!
Meanwhile Europe continues to see higher crime rates as guns are banned.
The vast majority of American crime is in states with tight gun restrictions.
Is that why LA has a higher crime rate than New York?
Both cities have essentially banned the constitution especially New York and both cities are gang bang cesspools. Meanwhile New Hampshire which has no gun restrictions enjoyes the lowest crime rates in the nation.
This video is like a joke told by a special education pupil.
Duh, I get it. You think everything would be sunshine and
bunnies if only we banned firearms. (Then hard liquor, then
cars that went over 50 mph, ect.)
A sure sign of a weak comic, is reliance on stereotypes (gun owners as "homicidally insane?" They actually tend to be better educated and more law-abiding than non-gun owners, statistically.)
Safety Nazis and nervous nanny types (your typical ant-gunners)
are never funny; at best they can tell the occasional mother-in-law joke, or get a big belly laugh out of "Family Circus." This video bears ample testimony to that, and I pity the schmuck who made it.
Hey, at least you didn't use any stereotypes...
individuals with disabilities, liberals, anti gun people, conscientious people... ok, well maybe a few, but who's counting, RIGHT?
the video is not saying that gun owners are homicidal maniacs but it is wrong to give guns to people who are homicidal maniacs. For example,would you have the guy who is a responsible gun owner who is straight in the head and is what society deems as normal get a gun, or the guy down the street who has a history of violence, killed small animals during his childhood, and has psychotic episodes when he thinks someone looks at him the wrong way? Even though taking away peoples right to own a gun is wrong, you didn't even try to look at both sides of the issue
P-L-E-A-S-E PIPE DOWN, YOU GUN COWBOYS----JACK BAUER NEEDS HIS REST, AND CHLOE IS MAKING THOSE "FUNNY STERN-FACED LOOKS OVER AT "CTU" AGAIN! "! SERIOUSLY-WE AT THE REVOLUTION HAVE MORE GUNS THEN ANYONE-AND WE ARE NOT TOSSING BABIES ON PITCHFORKS, ROBBING BANKS, OR DRAGGING YOUR VIRGIN DAUGHTER'S OFF IN THE UNDERBRUSH! ( you say you d-o have a virgin daughter---hmmmm??!) SERIOUSLY, QUIT FREAKING THE PEOPLE OUT ALL OVER HELL'S-HALF-ACRE! IT IS PROBABLY MY OPINION THAT THESE NUTS WHO ACT OUT VERBALLY ON THE INTERNET ARE MIRROR NARCISIST'S WHO WET THE BED AS KIDS---BUT ON THE OFF-CHANCE THEY BELIEVE THAT CRAP---"FORGETTABOUTIT!" THAT COMES FROM THE BIG FISH--NO HAVOCK IN THE STREETS, PLEASE! GO SHOOT A TARGET ON THE RANGE-DRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND UP LIKE BONNIE PARKER AND LET HER SHOOT THE SUB-GUN ON THE RANGE----ANYTHING---BUT DON'T OFFEND OUR SENSIBILITIES THAT YOU ARE BAD-ASS-BOYS! W-E ARE THE BAS-ASS BOYS-AND WE SAY"PUT UR TONGUE AWAY AND GO PLAY! " WORDS TO THE WISE-SOCIETY DOES NOT LIKE PSYCHOS-I HAVE BEEN WAY TO CLOSE TO THOSE TYPES IN THE PAST-AND EVERYONE GETS BURNED BY THEM! STOP TALKING TRASH! IT SHOWS YOUR "SHOT-SHELL" IS LOADED WITH LITTLE BB'S!!!!!!!
i am a 30 year guard, carry all licenses known to mankind-the FEDS SEND me permission to shoot expensive and crazy-cool prototype SBR'S AND FULL AUTO MACHINE GUNS AND CLIP ON THE SILENCERS---BUT I DON'T HARDLY CARYY ARMS AT ALL-LOVE THE TARGET RANGE-AND KEEP MY GODDAMNED MIDDLE DIGIT TUCKED DOWN WITH THE REST OF MY NOSE-PICKIN' OTHER DIGITS BECAUSE STARTING WORLD WAR III OVER A ROAD-RAGE INCIDENT DOES NOT FURTHER THE HUMANITARIAN GOALS OF SOCIETY. YES, WE ARE PREPARING FOR REVOLUTION-NO, WE ARE NOT ENABLING ANARCHY. CHANGES MUST COME-THE SYSTEM DOES NOT WORK WELL-AND WE , OF THE OLDER GENERATION, ARE AS PERPLEXED BY THE SITUATION AS MODERN HEADS! WE ALWAYS PREFER TO NEGOTIATE-BUT WHAT, AND WITH WHOM---AND TO WHAT ENDS?! ONE THING WE DO N-O-T DO IS SIT IDLY BY AND WAIT FOR A HITLER-TYPE GOON TO COME ALONG AND TELL US WHAT OUR BUSINESS IS---UNACCEPTABLE-GUNS ARE IN PLACE TO PREVENT THAT CRAP-"NEVER AGAIN!"
If you support Gun Bans then you are nothing more than a Useful Idiot helping to usher in the New World Order.
If you do not believe in the NWO, that's ok because the rest of us will continue to fight it in spite of your ignorance. The evidence speaks for itself.
Here is a link to help educate those who seek the truth.
Stupidity because of a lack of education is excusable,
refusing to be educated; however, is a whole new level of stupid.
"New World Order" was Bush Sr.'s term, a fact conveniently forgotten by right-wing gun fanatics and paranoids for whom everyone not in line with their obsession is "ignorant" or "stupid."
I guess German;s that warned against Hitler were also paranoid.
Paranoia was also used by the USSR as an excuse against dissidents.
And educating yourself in paranoia is the most stupid of all.
It is not the gun; the society is the problem.
It's funny, how other countries with the same level of firearm availability such as Switzerland, Israel, Czech Republic, Norway, Finland, etc... all have immensely less violent crime than the US. Also funny, is that firearm VIOLENCE in the US is a disproportionately represented statistic, accounting for single digit percentages of homicide and accidental death, reports of firearm "Crime" are usually reports of minor administrative infractions of possession. Perhaps the problem with firearm crime in america, is that americans need to stop being jerks to each other, and our legal system needs to stop putting people in prison for administrative infractions. Then our numbers would match those other lovely safe countries. Banning guns will never EVER happen, productive people would focus on the root issue of "why the hell do americans all want to kill each other so much in the first damned place?" because even WITHOUT guns, over 90% of homicides would still occur, and the remaining single digit percentile would pick up a claw hammer or something and swing repeatedly. Seriously, guns dont kill people, Americans do. I guess we should be proud of ourselves, at least we still stand out among the free world for SOMETHING! Rational thought doesnt seem to be our forte. Take away guns and we'll just look like cavemen clubbing each other constantly.
In a nation governed by the people themselves, the possession of arms to defend their nation against usurpers within and without was deemed absolutely necessary. This right is protected by the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution. A gun was an everyday implement in early American society, and Jefferson recommended its use:
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun, therefore, be the constant companion of your walks."
"A gun was an everyday implement in early American society"
We are NOT in early America now, are we?
Why not bring back slavery and revoke women's rights? Oh wait, that's the GOP 2012 platform.
oh, wait, it was the GOP that gave women's suffrage and abolished slavery.
It was certainly not the MODERN Republican Party that did anything of the sort. Abraham Lincoln would disown the thugs who have perverted his party into the monster it is in a heartbeat.
Yes he would. The monsters are really bad in the Republican Party. I would agree. But they are 100 times better then the leaders of the DNC. And you know it.
You used the wrong adjective there; you mean "worse" rather than "better". Republican leaders play political games with people's livelihood, our security, and the truth, all so they can give their paymasters tax breaks.
As opposed to gambling with our economy to give able bodied sloths in public housing freebies and other incentives to not get a job... That and bumbling bureucrats getting six digits off the backs of taxpayers
Blacks were banned from owning guns in the south that is why there was slavery. DUH!
Actually few civilized folks kept guns in their homes back then.
A fact that is suppressed by the gun lobby is that most American cities had "armories" where citizens kept their firearms for their safety and their families safety.
In addition, before the civil war guns were relatively rare as they would often cost about a month's wage. It was actually the end of the civil war that made gun ownership a common occurrence when the government allowed soldiers to keep their side arms.
how can you compare a civil rights issue with an amendment that was designed to keep the power resting with the people and not with the government ie to defend yourself from tyranny
as to why we had slavery its called special interest! ie men who want to make money regardless of who it affects just like with credit card companies being able to get around usury laws
Do you want to revoke your independence from Britain? What about the Bill of Rights or the Constitution? Both were penned 200 years ago, and they're still valid today as they were then. Just because you don't think you need a firearm doesn't mean you should judge for everyone else. It's a hobby, like collecting stamps or owning fancy cars or golf. Firearms have nothing to do with slavery or women's rights. I can own firearms, they're an object not an idea. You just compared apples to happiness, something tangible to something intangible and that affects the ownership thereof.
you people that want guns illegal are f--ing idiots if we make guns illegal and good american citizens turn them in its not like criminals that buy weapons illegaly are gonna turn them in to. that would be there advantage cause the rest of the good citizens are weaponless and defenseless. f-k every retard that believs guns should be illegal
So in your little fantasy world, all of the guns all over the world just sort of cease to exist and violent criminals all over the country suddenly decide that they're going to be good law abiding citizens and turn their guns in, right?
If you're worried about saving lives, why don't you fight heart disease as it kills 29 times more people than all "violent crime" put together.
you are a grade a number 1 idiot. You really do need to get out more and live in reality instead of that little happy world you have created for yourself...
"Thank God I live in Canada, where guns are something only in video games and movies!"
Canada has crime problems too:
BC has a higher crime rate than the average metropolitan city in Canada. However overall Canadian cities are on average statistically safer then their American counterparts.
I'm glad you live in Canada too--we have enough liberals in the US now, we don't need anymore, thank you very much.
Actually, Canada has a Conservative party in power right now.
God forbid we live in countries that allow free will, education and a difference of opinion so it's people can strive for the best in themselves. Maybe you would be more comfortable in a Communist country. And you may want to work on the 'education' part before you attempt to hurl insults.
Nice try, though.
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