[wrestling/monster truck narrator/announcer]

Lllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, get ready for the most awesome epic battle of the century!

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

The smack-down continues with . . .

Bishops versus Nuns!

Poverty, chastity, obedience and pain.

You might not know it, but those nuns are tough.

Fighting for social justice, the poor, the sick, the hungry, the mentally ill, even hardened convicts-- the nuns' Cage Match of Compassion is legendary!

But the Bishops have unleashed their signature smack-down of Doctrinal Dominance and serve up subservience-- to turn the fight to government mandates, abortion and gay marriage!

Never mind that they covered up pedophile priests, it's time to control these women!

Because nuns are . . . dangerous!

The nun smack-down is a force of habit for The Rottweiler and his enforcers . . .

And the Vatican may be victorious, but the nuns have the crowd!

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Be sure to catch . . .

Bishops versus Nuns!

(An Old Vatican Dudes Event Production)