D&D 6, huh?

The verdict is in. Mr. Fiore (a.k.a. 'Dogboy') is lashing out at his father in these toons.

Look at the facts:

• Mr. Fiore's user pic is a dog. Coincidence? I think not.
• Mr. Dan is one letter away from 'Mr. Dad'.
• Mr. Dan has a habit of dying in grotesque ways. What was it that Freud said about men and patricide?
• A man giving a young boy a valentine. ...So they're father and son. Without a doubt. Father and son. Son and father. Surely. ;P
• Dogboy is the spitting image of Mr. Fiore (or at least his caricature). Those big floppy ears and all.

We're witnessing a cartoonist lash out at his traumatic childhood.

What a strange world we live in. Mr. Dan obviously loves Dogboy. Yet his neocon roots deny him the option in engaging DogBOY in the homosexual relationship he obviously craves.

I'm going to rent me some LOVE this weekend. I have a coupon that expires on Sunday the 14th. I'm also going to put that Dog Boy and Mr. Dan theme song as my ring tone.

Don't forget the high fructose corn syrup in those candies either, which leads to cancer and has traces of mercury.

Love? What store can we buy that at?

Happy Valentine's Day from Dogboy and Mr. Dan!

-MF