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make flight station totally

make flight station totally isolated from the rest of the plane, administer a sleeping gas system, i know its very risky for some people and dangerous, however, i would take my chances with that over some idiot with a bomb in his tennis shoe or wherever there sticking it now days.

id rather loose a few then the whole damn plane, AND you would know that it would be administered before you even get on the plane, Id take the chance of being put to sleep rather then deal with a POS running around on the plane intending harm.

So sick of cowards and

So sick of cowards and weaklings...way to go Obama! Obama proving that s--t faced a--holes come in any and all colors of the rainbow.

Yeah, and apparently they

Yeah, and apparently they post here too with posts called "So sick of cowards and..."

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awesome video. wake up

awesome video.

wake up people: we live in a society where our governments use fear mongering to control and scare the masses...and a good chunk of the population eats it right up.

Discrimination and prejudice are alive and well, and the only way to combat this is to EDUCATE ourselves and not believe every single word that comes out of mainstream "controlled" media.

It is ignorant and irrational to even think that a peoples from a certain country/religion/background/etc. are all the same and represent the same values or morals... in the end, we are all human beings, and keep in mind that EVERY single society in each and every country in this world has their own share of "crazies"...

This is not funny at all.

This is not funny at all.

Next time I think I will

Next time I think I will take the train or Greyhound.

I think this cartoon made me

I think this cartoon made me have a snoregasm!

Boring!

UPS Airline of the future! I

UPS Airline of the future!
I am guessing that UPS will be the airline idea to follow. You will enter your solitary, double or family size pod dressed in only a hospital gown. The pod will be packed in plane and removed at other end. You will have your clothing returned and no line ups for exit checks. Everyone knows that airlines can be guaranteed to make sure your luggage arrives at the same time you do. If you are able to secret an explosive device in various body cavities; your pod is bomb resistant and equipped with sleeping gas. One benefit is that joining the mile high club will be less embarrassing. Another is that the in plane movie won't be disturbed by people wanting to look out window.

Maybe we should put our

Maybe we should put our efforts into increased screening for Muslims and Arabs and less for 80 year old grandmothers. Nah! That makes too much sense.

fly nakid! It's obvious.

fly nakid! It's obvious.

May I use the toilet? I

May I use the toilet? I feel like my bladder is going to explode and cause the cabin to catastrophically decompress.

Here is a suggestion: The airlines could be made safer by bringing all U.S. troops home from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Germany, South Korea, Japan, Turkey, Spain, and the long list of other countries where they are stationed.
Nothing says "we are here to help" like a military invasion and occupation. Empires are always more expensive than they are worth. It is time to bring the American one to an end and restore our freedom. The promise of "safety" is always false and expensive.

Oh yes, because Muslims on a

Oh yes, because Muslims on a Mission from Allah to spread Islam to every corner of the Globe by any means necessary, and to subjugate or murder the Infidel (that means all Christians, Jews, Hindu, Buddhist, Athiests, et. al. that don't accept Islam immediately) and the Unclean (Gays/Lesbians, any that are sick with a disease through no fault of their own, such as AIDS, MS, MD, Parkinson's, etc.) will all just let us be.

They don't hate us because we're "over there", they hate us because we're US, and not THEM. And even if through some miracle of Allah we "became them", some of them would still hate and murder us because we weren't "proper" Muslims.

But hey - you go-ahead and keep deluding yourselves that everything I just typed is "racist" or a baldface lie. Go back to sleep; Obama's here to fix everything the Evil Boosh did to make the Muslims hate us (who've been hating the USA specifically for about 130 years or so). Allah knows he's done a bangup-job so far. Nearly as good a job as Congress.

BINGO!

BINGO!

ditto!

ditto!

15,000 comedians unemployed

15,000 comedians unemployed and we get you.

Awesome cartoon.

Awesome cartoon.

You are a goofball !! What

You are a goofball !! What does your mental health physician think of your cartoons?

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Any other ideas for a

Any other ideas for a perfectly safe airline?

-MF

I expect we'll all be flying

I expect we'll all be flying in hospital-type gowns soon with our clothing and all other personal items checked as cargo. And the airlines will continue to wonder why they can't attract enough passengers to stay afloat.

(Capcha = "manacled increasing", which is oddly appropriate)

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The airline should provide

The airline should provide each airline passenger with a check for $1,000,000.00. Millionaires rarely blow stuff up (though some of them like Dick Cheney do pay people to do it).

Make all passengers get a CT

Make all passengers get a CT scan to check for bombs in body cavities and then have them immediately tranquilized and strapped down for the length of the flight. People can then be placed in rooms at their destination where they wait until they awake. This has the added bonus of fitting even more people on the planes.

My wife also mentioned that doctors could come and simultaneously check for explosives while performing exams that people usually avoid, like prostate exams and colorectal screenings.

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