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Raising Your Candidate: A Behavioral Guide for Republicans
Raising Your Candidate: A Behavioral Guide for Republicans
July 31, 2015
In creating this Behavioral Guide for Republicans, my goal is to address a certain rabble-rousing Republican candidate for president whose name rhymes with “rump.” We should be able to talk about the campaign and the issues therein without constantly trumpeting said candidate’s name, right? You ca...
The Selective Hearing of Gun Violence
The Selective Hearing of Gun Violence
July 21, 2015
Six times a week or so, I pass by the pier where Kathryn Steinle was killed. Never did I think that beautiful spot would become such fertile ground for campaign demagoguery. Donald Trump has found the perfectly-timed tragedy that kinda sorta supports his racist message. The senseless killing of S...
Scalia’s Poetry Slam
Scalia’s Poetry Slam
July 08, 2015
It seems only fitting to use Antonin Scalia’s own words for a poetry slam, since the justice’s snarky dissents are filled with so many poetic gems. The Affordable Care Act victory was followed quickly by the same-sex marriage win, and Scalia’s dissents have become increasingly irate and colorful. Y...
Blame the Flag
Blame the Flag
June 29, 2015
Last week’s horrific shooting at the “Mother Emanuel” church in South Carolina underscored America’s terrible racist past, not to mention present. While it’s all well and good the Confederate flags are starting to come down, that is the easiest choice imaginable from the toxic menu of racism, hatred...
The Gospel of Denial
The Gospel of Denial
June 26, 2015
Now that Pope Francis has come out on the side of acknowledging human-caused global warming, Republican presidential contenders are suddenly on the side of “science” not religion. Where does this pope guy get off on mixing religion and politics, sheesh! You can read more at http://www.MarkFiore.co...
Bush Spawn Returns
Bush Spawn Returns
June 18, 2015
After about six months of “listening” to The People and criss-crossing the country and the world, it looks like Jeb Bush is finally ready to declare his candidacy for president. While he was on his listening-to-the-people tour and considering his candidacy, Jeb was acting as the chief fundraiser fo...
Who Created ISIS?
Who Created ISIS?
June 09, 2015
With the fall of Ramadi in Iraq and Palmyra in Syria, fingers are pointing faster than you can say “Preemptive War.” John McCain thinks the crazy Islamic extremists of ISIS wouldn’t be causing the world all this trouble if only Obama hadn’t spent so much time worrying about global warming. Jeb Bus...
Mitch McConnell & Snuggly the Security Bear Beg to Spy
Mitch McConnell & Snuggly the Security Bear Beg to Spy
June 01, 2015
Is this the end of our domestic spying pal, Snuggly the Security Bear? Most likely not. Snuggly will probably still be in business and up to his usual tricks, he just may have to work with a huge telecom company or some kind of NSA-corporate partnership. You can read more at http://www.MarkFiore....
Jeb Bush and Brotherly Love
Jeb Bush and Brotherly Love
May 28, 2015
Jeb Bush has performed a valuable service with his recent missteps and flubs, he’s reminded the world of the baggage he willingly carries. I’m not tarring him with the same brush as George W. Bush just because they are brothers. Jeb has voluntarily staffed his foreign policy team with 17 people fr...
Obama Trades Transparency
Obama Trades Transparency
May 21, 2015
After a little smack-down by the Senate, the Most Transparent Administration Ever is still trying to push through the Trans-Pacific Partnership in the Most Transparent Way Possible. If by “transparent” you mean members of Congress having to read the actual text of the trade deal in a secure basemen...
Pam Geller’s Islamification
Pam Geller’s Islamification
May 13, 2015
There are only so many ways you can say, “shooting cartoonists is wrong and free speech is great.” Feel free to check out my previous responses to cartoonists being attacked or Muhammad cartoons being drawn. When I heard about the “Draw Muhammad” cartoon contest in Garland, Texas, I was curious ab...
Commander-in-Drone
Commander-in-Drone
May 07, 2015
Remember a couple years ago, when Obama said we’d shape up his drone program and achieve “near certainty” that civilians wouldn’t be killed and signature strikes would basically end? Turns out that’s not quite true. There were some pretty huge asterisks that were attached to his proclamation. You ...
Death & Destruction, Inc.
Death & Destruction, Inc.
May 07, 2015
Now that the defense industry in the United States has taken a bit of a budgeting hit at home, they’re getting more aggressive overseas. Defense contractors are opening satellite offices and selling arms as fast as they can into the chaos of the Middle East. You can read more at http://www.MarkFio...
Candidate Kit
Candidate Kit
April 20, 2015
It’s that time again, when people delve into a presidential candidate’s eating habits, transportation habits and hair styles. Never mind the policies, now is the time to talk about the nothingness of the very early stages of the campaign. You can read more at http://www.MarkFiore.com. Stay up-to-d...
Three-eyed Billy Embraces the Apocalypse
Three-eyed Billy Embraces the Apocalypse
April 16, 2015
What’s the new frontier in scientific denial? Earthquake denial! First, fossil fuels help change the atmosphere, now they’re causing earthquakes. It’s official, this isn’t just some crackpot conspiracy theory designed to undermine the oil industry. The USGS and loads of scientists confirm that t...
Religious Freedom and Gay Commerce
Religious Freedom and Gay Commerce
April 16, 2015
What do you do when you sign a law that is perfectly fine and simply safeguards Religious Liberty for All in the great tradition of apple pie and God? Why, you urge your state legislators to revise it and make it acceptable to all those meddling outsiders who just don’t understand the wisdom of you...
Ted Cruz's
Ted Cruz's "Imagine Republican Dough"
March 30, 2015
Now that Ted Cruz has officially announced he’s running for president, the seal has been broken and more will quickly follow. Oh, and besides being a presidential candidate, now Senator Cruz will be signing up for Obamacare. Nothing at all hypocritical about that, right? Cruz’s wife is taking a t...
Ted Cruz: A Time for Truth & Fire
Ted Cruz: A Time for Truth & Fire
March 23, 2015
Here's a quick remake of Senator, and now presidential candidate, Ted Cruz's inaugural campaign video for 2016. Cruz has so much substance, unfortunately, the wrong kind of substance. He's a smart guy, sad to see him reduced to schmaltzy stock footage and campaign speak. Guess you could always repla...
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