Poor Little Suzie Newsykins, she’s trying so hard to keep up and make sense of her summer spent soaking up the presidential campaign. Little Suzie learns everything she knows from grownups, unfortunately. How the summer has flown by, why, it seems like just yesterday that Donald Trump was calling a judge of Mexican heritage unfit because of his Mexican heritage. (That was in June.)
The hits keep coming, and Trump’s measured, level-headed presidential nature is always just around the corner. But Hillary has her problems, here’s hoping they aren’t insurmountable. Regardless of the right-wing witch hunt, she’s bound to have some “ethical challenges” thanks to running the State Department while being involved with the $2 billion Clinton Foundation. (Actually, the full name of the foundation is the “Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation.” Let's not forget the foundation actually does things, like saving lives and helping kids.)
Clearly Trump is an idiot who should not be president, but Hillary Clinton keeps getting tripped up by minefields like this— and not all of the mines are manufactured Fox News fantasies. Enjoy the cartoon, and be sure to check out more info and other goodies over here on my Patreon page.